telapathetic:

the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv

(Source: telapathetic, via seanp0donnell)

heatmor:

literally what the fuck is pitbull even talking about

(Source: cradily, via a-new-s0ul)

refreshes:

i found my first day of school outfit

(Source: grilledcheezed, via crunchier)

tardiscalledsexy:

My math teacher called me average.

How mean.

(via seanp0donnell)

ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

(Source: hotsenator, via thefuuuucomics)

fluent-in-lesbianism:

mistercoventry:

“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”

Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals

#the real gay agenda

(via painerabread)

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

(via joemaamaaa)

my life is just a bunch of tumblr moments

n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

(Source: the-stonersofar, via p0pcorn-punk)

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

(Source: fzur, via crunchier)