the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv
literally what the fuck is pitbull even talking about
i found my first day of school outfit
My math teacher called me average.
*sunlight hits your laptop screen*
every piece of dust in the world
“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”
Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals
once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year
If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
i would advise you to avoid santa